Astrology and Indian street markets—both unpredictable, slightly overwhelming, and weirdly accurate in reflecting personality. Here’s each zodiac sign, reimagined as an iconic Indian street market. Buckle up, this ride’s got bargaining, bargaining, and just a bit more bargaining.

Aries – Sarojini Nagar, Delhi

Loud, competitive, and built for battle. No rules, only results. Aries energy thrives in yelling “bhaiya, last price?” while elbowing through a crowd like it’s an Olympic sport.

Taurus – Crawford Market, Mumbai

Aesthetic, luxurious in its own right, and knows the value of premium produce. Taurus would only trust mangoes that come with a legacy and a handwritten note from the vendor.

Gemini – Colaba Causeway, Mumbai

Talkative, adaptable, and always surrounded by shiny distractions. Whether it’s a fake Ray-Ban or a philosophical convo with a stranger about palmistry, Gemini’s in.

Cancer – New Market, Kolkata

Sentimental, deeply traditional, and full of nostalgic nooks. Feels like grandma’s recipes and old-school charm wrapped in soft Bengali cotton.

Leo – Linking Road, Bandra

Flashy, dramatic, and high-key glamorous. Half the shoppers are influencers, the other half are aspiring to be one. Leo doesn’t shop here—they perform.

Virgo – Pondy Bazaar, Chennai

Organized chaos. Everything has a place, a label, and a logic. Vendors here have PhDs in customer psychology. Virgo approves.

Libra – Janpath, Delhi

Balanced, trendy, and full of aesthetic decisions. This is the market where people take longer choosing earrings than they do life partners.

Scorpio – Johari Bazaar, Jaipur

Mysterious, intense, and glittering with secrets (and jewelry). Scorpio energy lurks in every deal made with dramatic eye contact and subtle smirks.

Sagittarius – Arpora Night Market, Goa

Adventurous, free-spirited, and possibly barefoot. Sag is here for the vibes, the incense, and maybe a spontaneous tattoo behind the food truck.

Capricorn – Commercial Street, Bengaluru

Efficient, productive, and oddly career-oriented even while buying socks. Capricorn’s to-do list includes shopping, networking, and setting five-year goals mid-haggling.

Aquarius – Ima Keithel, Manipur

Unique, revolutionary, and run entirely by women. Aquarius is thriving in this matriarchal wonderland while starting a side conversation about social reform.

Pisces – Tibetan Market, Dehradun

Dreamy, soft, and full of incense, pastel shawls, and emotional healing stones. Pisces doesn’t shop—they float through.