Because ancient wisdom + zodiac chaos = full entertainment thali.

Aries – “Jo garajte hain, woh baraste nahi.”

All bark, all fight, but when the showdown comes, they’ve already started a new battle somewhere else.

Taurus – “Slow and steady wins the race.”

Will move only after finishing the chai. But somehow always gets the last laugh—and the best seat in life.

Gemini – “Ek teer se do shikaar.”

The multitasking legend who gossips, debates, flirts, and still finishes the group project. With subtitles.

Cancer – “Dil se socho, dimaag se kaam lo.”

Feels everything like it’s a Bollywood climax. Cries during soap ads. But still ends up solving everyone’s problems with samosas.

Leo – “Naam bade aur darshan chhote.”

Needs a spotlight to explain why they don’t

need

a spotlight. Red carpet optional, drama mandatory.

Virgo – “Naach na jaane aangan teda.”

If anything goes wrong, it’s the universe that’s off—not the perfectly planned Virgo checklist.

Libra – “Jaisa desh, waisa bhes.”

Adaptable, diplomatic, and dressed like an Instagram filter. Will agree with everyone, but silently judging wardrobe choices.

Scorpio – “Doodh ka jala chhaachh bhi phook phook kar peeta hai.”

Trust issues? They

invented

trust issues. That mysterious silence? A psychological thriller in progress.

Sagittarius – “Bhaagte bhoot ki langoti hi sahi.”

Forever on the move, collecting experiences like Air Miles. Even half a story is better than sitting still.

Capricorn – “Mehnat ka phal meetha hota hai.”

Grinding harder than a Mumbai local in peak hours. Probably has a five-year plan for weekend relaxation.

Aquarius – “Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad?”

Speaks in theories and abstract dreams. If misunderstood, blames society and writes poetry about it.

Pisces – “Sapne mein raja beta.”

Emotionally in five places at once. Daydreams like it’s a full-time job. Probably already writing a letter to the moon.